Curse

chosenbygod · Nov 10, 2005, 06:12 AM // 06:12

when the tank asks what FA right before we enter grenths in a 5 man team or doesnt know what the keg is.

^seems to be happening fairly often now =\

BurningPants · Nov 10, 2005, 06:43 AM // 06:43

"k start the mission" -Someone in my tombs group

its happend twice so far

neoteo · Nov 10, 2005, 07:04 AM // 07:04

well , we must see it this way , if there are noobs everywhere is a good sign , it means guildwars is geting new people everyday , i also get anoied sometimes , becose some noobs just dont lissen ... im always in the midle of , just leave or start praying tips ... the second choice leads to , "i agree" "ok ill try that" ... or " STFU you noob !!!! " ... this last option leads to the first one ... its a simple program .. lol

Select noob
send tips
if arrogant exit select
if nice give it a try and send more tips

im not sating im a master of knolage as my avatar says , its just what i have made to my use , becose , losing a lot of energy trying to fix arrogant noobs is something we cant do many times ...

nightrunner · Nov 10, 2005, 07:33 AM // 07:33

When the Warrior in your THK PuG insists that he's "done this many times before" and that the best strategy for holding the keep is to go out the entrance and rush the Mursaat and Mantle that are attacking.

One and Two · Nov 10, 2005, 08:09 AM // 08:09

He did and failed Thunderhead many times before. Why do you think he's still there?

Sakora · Nov 10, 2005, 08:14 AM // 08:14

"OMG im a pve god, i have 3 lvl 20's" then 5 mins later in the disscussion we're talking about caping skills "Where's Snake Dance?"

or

"Im the best tank ever, ive got mending and healing hands" (evil face on my monk) Sure maybe... ok means 1 less person i have to heal. *dies* me "what happend, thought you were the best tank ever"

Kago Seirei · Nov 10, 2005, 08:24 AM // 08:24

You know a group is gonna suck....
"if you see more than 3 warriors in a group."
"if the moment you join, you see a large list of people the leader invited, and they are not inconsistant."
"if you are doing a mission post Thunderhead Keep with PuGs."
"if the moment you join, they press enter mission."
"if you or anyone in the group doesn't like Kago."

natus · Nov 10, 2005, 10:56 AM // 10:56

when you have 2 necros, 3 wammos, 2 rangers and 1 monk in FoW...and when one necro is using level 14 horros and fiends, pet and life transfer :l
and all the wammos use FDS...and the monk is a smiter...we died rather quick

Omega_2005 · Nov 10, 2005, 11:22 AM // 11:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Rosette

"Do u have ne sojs I can hav?"

Taken from DII a bit further on

"Is Mephisto, Diablo and Baal in this game!?"

or how's about "Rank # [Insert class/build] LFG have vent/TS" (Note, I have seen this one in PvE!!

!)

Yes, I am a w/mo, but at least I try to help out as much as possible, but if there is more than 2 of my type, I'd just run for the hills!

Willy Rockwell · Nov 10, 2005, 12:47 PM // 12:47

As soon as the mission starts, before the modem players are even connected, people are running off in different directions agroing everything in sight.

Players are discussing the relative merits of staff wraps and bow strings, using Trade to show each other their weapons, while the Mursatt slowly circle the group.

The 733T member of the group calls everyone NOOBS in caps, then becomes the first to die. Uncomfortable moment of silence while everyone thinks about whether or not to revive him or just leave the group.

natus · Nov 10, 2005, 01:46 PM // 13:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Willy Rockwell

As soon as the mission starts, before the modem players are even connected, people are running off in different directions agroing everything in sight.

Reminds me of the start of ring of fire mission, where there is a lot of mursaat, and brechnar ironhammer runs in with his hammer screaming "Taste my axe!", and all the wammos follow him...

..
later that day...

Former Ruling · Nov 10, 2005, 02:26 PM // 14:26

If you join and you see that they have like everyone in the outpost invited to the group...

Those usually end up being groups of people that just spam the team chat with "Does anyone know how to do mission?"

DreamCatcher · Nov 10, 2005, 09:58 PM // 21:58

If, while you're still busy with your skills, someone suddenly gates

Claire Wolf · Nov 10, 2005, 10:08 PM // 22:08

Ooh Ohh.. Another one: "I'm going to bring my farming build on a mission because I kill everything myself, you newbz can just do the mission."

Minute Later: "OMG WHY DIDN'T YOU HEAL ME OR HELP ME!?!"

nightrunner · Nov 11, 2005, 12:15 AM // 00:15

I was the leader of a group doing RoF mission:
Me:"Everybody ready?"
Person1:"rdy"
Person2:"Wait plz"
Person3:"Im ready"
Me:"Ok, tell us when you're ready"
Person4:"OMFG **** that i can do this missun by myself ****in n00bs"
*He runs out the portal*
Person4:"k whats the missun?"

Xue Yi Liang · Nov 11, 2005, 12:32 AM // 00:32

True story:
Joined a PUG to the FoW. We teleport in and the first thing our leader says is, "OK. Everybody talk to the NPC."
You should have seen everyone .."wtf?", "don't even joke" etc.
The leader then says, "why not?"

Cunning · Nov 11, 2005, 03:06 PM // 15:06

Random Arenas

"Can you go energy drain?.."
"no."
"...but you have to."

[leave]

Korg The Unfriendly · Nov 11, 2005, 03:55 PM // 15:55

when ur Me thinks he can tank becuase he's wearing fissure armor
when ur Me "tank" goes out of his way to agro a mob of 7+ azures ... and promptly dies leaving everything to agro on ur afk healer and forcing u to go back and attempt to save him cuz ur the only one with a rez sig and u used it.

infusion mission...